Seaside Supporter Gifts

Starfish doing the wave.

Holiday time.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Handle With Care

Things I love about Powell River...

'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"I've made a list of lists we need to make."

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

Bed Sores and Breakfast - Palliative care.

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

No Shoes, No Service.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Marie, are you still driving?"

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'