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Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

"Just be yourself."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Theatre Crowd

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Clown Shaving

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

Best in Heat.

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

Congratulations on your PGCE.

Teacher's Workroom.

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Football merchandising - 1953.

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

"Hey, look at that. It looks like the stuff we've been using to text each other for years."

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'