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Trial by Media

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Comic,,,Drama,,,Laugh Track,

Kirsten Johnson

"Spoiler alert."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"I'd leave Redford for George Clooney in a hartbeat."

Harriet Walter

'Personally, I love your script, but Rex is pretty certain he smells a bomb!'

'I'm a star!'

"No Hand Sanitiser"

Situation Tragedy.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'Hollywood expressed an interest in doing a movie on Iraq, with Anthony Hopkins as Saddam.'

Ennio Morricone

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

You are very important to me!

Sitting in the dark and not talking for two hours - the cinema was one of their favourite dates yet.

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'