Sideshow Attractions Prints

'Hey,hey! Any fly worth his wings can buzz through this ol' web! Show your friends some real flying!'

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"Loves it, just can't get the little fellow off it"

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

Clown Shaving

"...but before we begin our slide presentation on accounts receivable...this is how I make a bunny!"

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Parents compare buggies

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

Take a peek 50¢

"When I can't sleep I count Powerpoint slides."

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

'I SAID-what's wrong with a RATTLE like the rest of us?'

"Which brings us to my next point."

Guess Your Age 25c Keep Your Age a Secret $10.

"How come there's no exit?"

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

"Why are these machines so uncomfortably close together"

Kissing Booth

"Admit it, you didn't prepare your slide presentation, did you?"

"I don't know when I've seen a more magnificent slide. You're out!"

"I love Powerpoint, all you do is stand in front of your audience and read out all the slides. Job done."

"Please...that screams from the rooftops 'I'm totally not guy!'"

Escalator Turns Into Slide

Tricks for Little Boys

Roadside attraction Ocala, Fl

Carless Driver