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Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

"Just be yourself."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

Theatre Crowd

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"POOPIN'! It's the Butt Signal!"

'Tommy's doing fine. I'm concerned about your poor fund-raising record. You sold only two magazine subscriptions and one measly candy bar.'

"She's the best nit nurse this school has ever seen."

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Kurt's good. Look at his family. His dad and mom really know how the game is played! They're his personal coach and videographer. As I said

Clown Shaving

We pride ourselves on having every type of insurance policy, but report card insurance is a new one to us.

Starfish doing the wave.

Best in Heat.

'It's someone from the Society for Ethical Treatment of Principals asking for a donation.'

'Boasting bumper stickers.'

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

'If the key to effective classroom management is consistency, I guess I'm an effective classroom manager, I am consistently exhausted at the end of the day.'

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

"Let's have refreshments on parents' night. These people need nourishment."

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

"How much longer will we have to help Besty with her homework?"

"Heading to your government schools to be brainwashed?"

'My advice to a first year teacher is to teach from the heart, not only from the book.'

Who'll fill in while your English teacher is on maternity leave? Probably and old-bag substitute. Teach English for a couple of months? I'd love to! Umm, nana? Aren't you too old to go back to teaching? Au contraire! They don't want anyone who could possibly get pregnant. Uh-oh. Age discrimination.

"We've unleashed your child's potential—this is as good as it's going to get."

"He's so cute when he waves his little baton."

Teacher's Workroom.

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

"These conferences are a good thing. It keeps parents off the streets."

Football merchandising - 1953.

Congratulations on your PGCE.

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

'I wonder who they'll bring on as manager for the second half.'