Sideshow Sophisticate Pillows

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"And afterwards, I'll be signing my new DVD of this presentation in the lobby."

Clown Shaving

"Two minutes, 40 seconds. Next ... Two minutes, 53 seconds. Next ..."

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

The Lobster Man - The Sand-Eating Child - The Alligator Lady - The Living Head

"Any word back from the TED conference?"

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

Convict Decor

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

"Which brings us to my next point."

I'm a 10.5. What, litres?

Two cats, cica 1987

'This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop.'

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

Barnum & Bailey's 3 - ring progeny

'Come on in. The water's refined.'

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

Swells discussing thier coats

'Hey,hey! Any fly worth his wings can buzz through this ol' web! Show your friends some real flying!'

"I like our place in the country, but the only dogs I enjoy hanging out with there are also up from the city."

Last wine bar before suburbia

I don

"Never seen him before, but he's definitely old money."