City Sophisticate Pillows

Last wine bar before suburbia

King Kongs first christmas

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sidewalk Ballet

Netsukes of New York.

"Did you order takeout?"

Stick with me, Mr. Fusco

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

For All The Detroit Haters.

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

Urban snail

Convict Decor

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

Pope Francis on public transport.

How very Hampstead!

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

'This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop.'

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"All the government wants to do is push our buttons!"

Bikini Between Buildings

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

Two cats, cica 1987

Acme Elevator Company

Swells discussing thier coats

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

'Out of town supermarket - with town built around it.'

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

"I love this town!"

Parking for Compact Cars.

'I'd like to stand as Mayor of this Godforsaken place...'