City Sophisticate Mugs

Last wine bar before suburbia

King Kongs first christmas

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sidewalk Ballet

Netsukes of New York.

"Did you order takeout?"

A Man-Made S(T)inkhole.

Cosmopolitan cows: 'Hay!'

For All The Detroit Haters.

"You've just eaten half of Chicago and wonder why you've got Gas? That's why they call it the Windy City Stupid!"

"Their cave paintings are all landscapes and still lifes. That tells you all you need to know."

"I highly recommend our featured red. With its markup, what waiter wouldn't?"

Urban snail

Convict Decor

Pope Francis on public transport.

Two cats, cica 1987

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

Bikini Between Buildings

How very Hampstead!

". . . And if we all look to our left, we can see exactly what we saw an hour ago."

'This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop.'

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

Acme Elevator Company

'It is my honor to present you with the key to the city - Along with this spiffy giant key chain!!'

"How long have you been a compulsive eater of onions?"

Swells discussing thier coats

'Out of town supermarket - with town built around it.'

"Look, I love the city, too, but wouldn't it be cheaper to shoot this in Canada?"

Parking for Compact Cars.

'I'd like to stand as Mayor of this Godforsaken place...'

"I love this town!"

"Ahhhh! It's great to be back in the city and to breath it's early morning ninety eight per cent carbon monoxide air."