Stylish City Dwellers Pillows

Sidewalk Ballet

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

New York Scatological Society

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

Winter in the City

'This is close enough.'

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

A bricklayer building a tree

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'