Stylish City Dwellers Gifts

Sidewalk Ballet

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

"I can remember when having a '212' phone number still meant something in this world."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

'Honey, I'm home.'

"He knows 'sit, stay, paw' and 'upstate.'"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

New York Scatological Society

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

A bricklayer building a tree

Winter in the City

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

'This is close enough.'

Articulated taxicab serving two hotels.

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!