City Dweller Extraordinaire Gifts

"They expect to get all this into a one-bedroom in Brooklyn."

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Hoodie Hang-out

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

A man looks up at the earth

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Can't even hold signs well.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

Sick Building Syndrome

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

Blok drives by New York City.

"I'm thinking of leaving these crowded condos and going to a place that's been deserted for years...the mall."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

New York Scatological Society

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

Doubledecker bus stop

From Here You Can See Bugger All