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Speed Checked By Radar.

I can hardly watch …

'I'm under house arrest.'

'Who greased our slope?'

Princess Snail Ride

Oh great, another alien abduction story

'I think I'll go for a leek!'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Local food for local consumption

Snail Racing

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Slug Bait- snails love it

"Trust me. Don't do it."

"I've invested in property..."

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Pattern Balding.

Snail Man

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Ewww

Snails on road - road works 'slow' sign.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

Cartoon showing a group snails, one has a large shell underneath him. Another snail, observing, says to his mate: "Another basement conversion.".

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Try one - they're crunchy on the outside with a chewy centre.'

Snail Mail

"You're right, I can totally see my lung."

Snail Coach

'Stress'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

Congratulations! When are you due?

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'