Romantic Snail Fan T-Shirts

Snail Love.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've invested in property..."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Man

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Stress'

Snail Mail

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'The escargots are underdone.'

Victor Hugo

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

Snail crossing

Snail with pc monitor.

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

On holiday...

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

'Love your renovations.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

For Sale By Owner

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"I need a slower internet connection."

"Everything I had in my shell is now on my tablet."