Romantic Snail Fan Mugs

Snail Love.

Wordplay: Gastropod.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"I've invested in property..."

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

'Do you mind!!?'

Snail Man

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

Snail Mail

'Stress'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

'Yes. I'm from India. . . How did you guess?'

On holiday...

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

Victor Hugo

'The escargots are underdone.'

Snail crossing

Snail with pc monitor.

'Well, actually my first big break was a slither-on part in 'one was flown into the cuckoo's nest'.'

'Well, I'll be...look at this...there's a song in his heart!'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

'Love your renovations.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Be careful what you say around Marjorie...'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"I tried life in the fast lane...got rear-ended."

"I need a slower internet connection."

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Modern Charm

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"