Racing Snail Fan Mugs

A snail with motor racing helmet and spoiler

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

"I've invested in property..."

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'Everyone's in a rush these days!'

'Stress'

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Snail with pc monitor.

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

Centaur Sprinter

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"My grandson said I was "woke" but I'm 90% certain I didn't even nod off"

Pig Trotter

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Oceanographer

Snail Love.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'I think I'm just coming up to the finishing line, Dear.'

'I believe you were first.'

"I wish you wouldn't keep going 'Vroom, Vroom'!"

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Let her go, Mary! She was probably just kidding about your leaping ability.'

'I give you an inch, Stanley, and you take a MILE. Whatever a mile is?'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

The Race