Seal Snuggle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

Love Birds love snuggles

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Lovers embrace

"Is that you purring?"

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

Official Seal

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

'I even love the way you snore!'

"Give us a minute, honey."

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'