Seal Snuggle Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Cut that out, Barry, your hands are freezing."

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

"Yours is adjustable?"

Love Birds love snuggles

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

Pillows in love.

'Are you SURE you switched off the electric blanket, luv?'

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Lovers embrace

"Is that you purring?"

"The boss loves the positive feedback he gets every time he says something."

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

My broker went to Antigua ... I had to settle for Coney Island.

Official Seal

"My doctor told me I should start working out."

'I even love the way you snore!'

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

"Give us a minute, honey."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

I'm just one of those lucky people who can fall asleep on airplanes.