Sealife Savior Gifts

Oil Spill.

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Dolphin

Warmer Oceans/Apathy/Green Washing

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

You wait until the polar icecaps melt my friend then we will see who is laughing!

"Behold! NOW is the accepted time to repent!"

Last Blue Tuna.

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'I wish the different international teams of scientists would agree on a standard tagging system...'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Whaling boat with banner 'Save the krill'.

'Grandpa stop! That's not a jellyfish! It's a plastic bag!'

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

'I've just caught your son looking up prawn on the internet again'

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

Sea temperatures rising at alarming rate

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'In preparing for his big speech Thorton practices freezing mindlessly in front of a mirror.'

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

"As an additional torment, our fire and brimstone are fuelled by coal."

'Have a good day at School Dad... See you tonight...'

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

A Whale hangs dead from the back of a Whaling ship and the blood in the wake forms a Japanese flag.

"Look, I'm very sorry Judy but I really feel I need a new porpoise in life."

Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

'Well, there's a cannon with a harpoon at the bow: We have to assume they're not here to study us...'