Sealife Supporter Gifts

'Well, there's a cannon with a harpoon at the bow: We have to assume they're not here to study us...'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Dolphin

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

Starfish doing the wave.

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Welcome to old age - I come up seven or eight times a night to empty my blowhole, too.

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Oil Spill.

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

'I've just caught your son looking up prawn on the internet again'

Tell me again why they call you man 'kind'?

'You suck milk out of your mum? That's disgusting!'