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'Well, there's a cannon with a harpoon at the bow: We have to assume they're not here to study us...'

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Lazy Octopus

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

Dolphin

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Why bluefin tuna look so worried.

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

Oil Spill.

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

A blind Scuba-diver being lead by his Guide/Seeing Eye Fish

'I've just caught your son looking up prawn on the internet again'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Tell me again why they call you man 'kind'?

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"