Sealife Lover Pillows

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

"What do you think of that warm bloodied fish?"

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"The unlucky lemming"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"