Sealife Lover Pillows

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

"What do you think of that warm bloodied fish?"

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Bite out of fishing pier.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'