Sealife Story Lover Pillows

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Mermaid Art

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'