Sealife Storyteller Pillows

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"My dream is to walk with humans."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Are we there yet?'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

'It was this big. I swear'

Dolphin

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

"He's a keeper!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I win!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

"I thought it was deeper here."