Sealife Storyteller Pillows

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

"My dream is to walk with humans."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

'Are we there yet?'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

"You may be in love, but can you support my daughter on what a herring makes?"

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Dolphin

'It was this big. I swear'

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"He's a keeper!"

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"Have ye seen a whale that matches this swatch?"

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'