Sealife Story Lover Gifts

"I wonder if they have any real intelligence!"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Fyodor Dostoevsky

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Mermaid Art

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Dolphin

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'