Sealife Satire Lover Gifts

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Dolphin

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Vampire on a plane

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'I wonder if you'd go out with me. I've always wanted to go to couples therapy.'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"You have to get up early tomorrow, too? We have so much in common!"

"Wait! First, his attorney."

'Sorry I can't pay your pension until I see gray hair. . . Oh yes, and you also get disability.'

"Don't you ever miss the hustle and bustle of the old tar pits?"

"I can't. You told him he could date after you came here."

"Well, it's only one glass after dinner darling!"

Oil Spill.

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

My belief is better than yours!

Man sitting on his own at a costume party dressed as a skunk.

'I want you to go give those Herrings a warning to stay off our turf... leave this packet of chips on their doorstep.'

Snobs at the Seaside, Pt. 1

'...And a bottle of Bollinger '61 if you please Fred...'

'Your husband has...charisma? Oh we had one - but the big end kept going.'

Man - spreading.

"I can’t bear the self-satisfied unless I’m self-medicated."

I see you share my hatred for hamsters..

'I've just caught your son looking up prawn on the internet again'

'I'm a herbologist. I study this guy.'

'Really? A Bride of Satan? Golly, Lucille, why did you wait until our fourth date to tell me you were already married?'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

Display of graduation cards labeled: over $10,000 in loans; over $25,000 in loans; over $50,000 in loans; over $100,00 in loans

"User name and password?"

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

Angels watch hell on a flatscreen.

Man with sign predicting 'The end is near'.