Sealife Appreciator Gifts

Puppet Show for Octopuses

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"The unlucky lemming"

"I don't do windows."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Dolphin

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

Lovers scuba diving

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Forget whale song, I'm giving them some death metal.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."