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Puppet Show for Octopuses

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

"The unlucky lemming"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"I don't do windows."

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Dolphin

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"Another barnacle?!" "I was a teenage creature."

Making fun of Starfish.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'