Sealife Surveyor T-Shirts

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Tension filled the tent.

When Engineers Crack.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

How Swordfish Are Born

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Dolphin

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Making fun of Starfish.

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'Hey! Down in front!'

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

Surveys and economic interests

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.