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'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Lazy Octopus

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Dolphin

Too many of my babies became coats, so I decided to increase security...

'In a slight change to the programme, the second year jazz quartet aren't playing 'Hello Dolly'. They are however playing truant!'

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"Being a working Mom is tough. All the whining and temper tantrums, and that's just my boss."

'This isn't either a fad! -- It's a major breakthrough!'

"They fired me...but how was I to know that human businesses don't hunt and eat their clients??"

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"Don't be silly, it's not an aquarium: It's my pantry..."

'Children are all right, Carson, except they're so damned unprofitable.'

Oil Spill.

'Frankly, I think we should stop trying to communicate with Humans: They're simply not smart enough to understand us'

Can you feel the electricity in the air?...

'I understand the plight of average crustaceans... Because I'm just an average crustacean myself.'

"It's amazing the way you've trained them to be so accommodating."

'I've just caught your son looking up prawn on the internet again'

Popeye in the maternity waiting room "It's a buoy"

"You come from a long line of stay-at-home dads: What makes you think you have what it takes to branch out?"

The remarkably versatile Swiss Army shark, one of the true wonders of evolution.

"You may think you look cool, but can you actually breathe properly with that stupid cap on?"

Some say Jacques Cousteau's relationship with the ocean was unhealthy.

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

'Have a good day at School Dad... See you tonight...'

"Look, I'm very sorry Judy but I really feel I need a new porpoise in life."

'We'll never get a table - it's a frenzy in there tonight.'

“Worst. Playdate. Ever.”

Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

'Well, there's a cannon with a harpoon at the bow: We have to assume they're not here to study us...'

"What do you think of that warm bloodied fish?"