Sealife Surveyor Gifts

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

Tension filled the tent.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

When Engineers Crack.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Take your first left and then keep turning left until you eventually float to the top."

How Swordfish Are Born

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'I'm studying the lay of the land..'

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Dolphin

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

Making fun of Starfish.

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

'Oil painting is fine, but I can't do watercolours, obviously...'

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

"It's over between us, Kevin, I've met a most wonderful cod!"

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

'Hey! Down in front!'

Octopus with hand puppets performing play underwater.

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

Surveys and economic interests