Sealife Enthusiast Gifts

Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

Dolphin

'Have a good day at School Dad... See you tonight...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Lazy Octopus

"Mind the whale, dear."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"I don't do windows."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Batman O' War

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

'You've changed since we got married.'

'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

Shark food pyramid.

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

'…and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day.'

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Sea Change.