Sealife Enthusiast Mugs

Diver Bob: amazing recognition skills.

Dolphin

'Have a good day at School Dad... See you tonight...'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

"Mind the whale, dear."

Lazy Octopus

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"I don't do windows."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'You've changed since we got married.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"At least you don’t need a wetsuit."

"Congratulations on becoming a mom! Wow, he has such a big..."

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

"Tempting, but I'm on a plastic cleanse this week."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Shark food pyramid.

Fast Food Fly-Thru

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

Sea Change.

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Stop Human Footing