Seal Saver Pillows

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Noise Pollution

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Well, of course it's plastic!"

Global warming causes widespread flooding, but fortunately scientists were able to locate the giant plug on the ocean floor.

Yes, dear, I remembered the coupons and saved a few dollars. The Adventures of Marriedman.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Coastguard

Save our seals - "I doubt my little vote will make any difference."

"The cultural appropriation is annoying but the herring is delicious."

Seals on Wheels

'Oh - It's you.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

Shepherd

From trash to treasure

'In our thirty years of marriage she's squirreled away loads of money, but she can't remember where.'

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

'It's that bloody David Attenborough! It looks like one of us is about to die a gruesome, yet visually stunning death.'

Cash Rebate

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

"Don't worry, I never get the jokes either, but if you clap your flippers, he'll throw you a fish..."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

After Hours at Sea Lion Caves, Oregon.

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

"It's elephants who never forget. Elephant seals forget all the time."

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Seal hunters cutting a hole in the ice, while a seal cuts a hole around the hunters.

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

Tell me again why they call you man 'kind'?

'You suck milk out of your mum? That's disgusting!'