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Farmer fighting off snail

The Zoo.

Man using to much bug spray

Noise Pollution

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm a monster."

'Stress'

On holiday...

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

Snail with pc monitor.

'The escargots are underdone.'

'Love your renovations.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"I need a slower internet connection."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

The Sports Fanatic

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

An snail shell with a chimney

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Notice - Salt Kills

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

"I'm singing in the rain, I'm singing in the rain..."

"One day, Dad, can I go backpacking?"

Snail to Slug.