Snail Avenger Prints

Farmer fighting off snail

The Zoo.

Man using to much bug spray

Noise Pollution

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

"I'm a monster."

'Stress'

"It's not a real company, it's a shell company."

On holiday...

Snail with pc monitor.

'The escargots are underdone.'

He's under house arrest. Police Line. Do Not Cross.

'Love your renovations.'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"I can recommend the snails, if you don't mind waiting."

"Derek has re-invented himself."

"I need a slower internet connection."

'It appears that he was given payback by his trophies.'

A bunch of snails are in an office slacking off on their work . A co worker snail says:' Just a heads up. . .Jenkins is heading this way with a salt shaker!'

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

Don't worry, it's not broken: I'm an invertebrate...

Notice - Salt Kills

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

An snail shell with a chimney

"Drinking home alone, I think he may have a problem."

"He's too ambitious, going for a black belt."

The Sports Fanatic

"Hey, this is a marathon, not a sprint."

'Oh, sure, I should wake him up...but I asked him to kill that thing a week ago!'

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

Snail to Slug.