Snake Enthusiast Humor T-Shirts

"Hey Jerry! How's that pet snake of yours?" (Man carrying long, thin coffin).

'Your shoe's untied.'

'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Danth battle?

"Dude. You seem tense."

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

The Music Critic.