Snake Enthusiast Humor T-Shirts

"Hey Jerry! How's that pet snake of yours?" (Man carrying long, thin coffin).

'Your shoe's untied.'

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'I'm so happy I could help you with your allergy to snakes, Miss Medusa!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'Play it again, Sam.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

"I hear they serve Australian swamp rat in first."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Oh, isn't that cute: He's playing with his rattle...

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.

'Well doctor that will be the Mabato Tree Snake.'

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Doc, you'll be glad to know I'm comfortable in my own skin today. I shed my old in the reception room."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

Danth battle?

"Dude. You seem tense."

"Okay! Okay! It's a draw!"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

The Music Critic.