Avian Admirer Gifts

"I don't know. George got it somewhere."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"You have to walk around on these long hall flights to avoid thrombosis.. "

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'I'm amazed they got planning permission.'

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"We're so alike and yet we're poles apart."

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

So you're a mocking bird...

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'"Silent killer'?! That's your nickname? That's so cool Dad!"

"Look, son! Your birthday present...flying lessons!"

"Harold... they know."

"I'm not really competition, I don't deliver messages: I specialize in delivering parcels..."

No Diving.

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

"I'm retired now"

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

It's bird flu Jim,but not as we know it!

Whom.

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"Are you sure this is gluten free?"

Polly want a cracker?

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Apparently they have to do it all year round, poor buggers"

'What's the big deal - we've been meeting on line for 100 years!'

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

'Showoff!'