Avian Admirer Gifts

"I don't know. George got it somewhere."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"You have to walk around on these long hall flights to avoid thrombosis.. "

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'I'm amazed they got planning permission.'

"Never Again." (bird sitting on a giant egg).

"We're so alike and yet we're poles apart."

Flower seed and Bird seed

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

So you're a mocking bird...

"Caw blimey Missus"-"He's a Carry-On Crow"

''Free as a bird': Yeah right!'

"I'm not really competition, I don't deliver messages: I specialize in delivering parcels..."

No Diving.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Birds in a birdhouse watching TV.

"Harold... they know."

"Are you sure this is gluten free?"

'Showoff!'

'My job as a carrier pigeon is a lot easier now I am using the GPS.'

"Apparently they have to do it all year round, poor buggers"

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

'...Have you ever once thought about my wants?! It's always about you, Polly! You!'

The Birdman of Alcatraz - a guy in prison sitting on a perch with newspaper down, bird seed, a bell and mirror

'You had better eat those intestinal organs or there's no dessert for you!'

"I'm retired now"

Whom.

Penguin with square egg - "Now that's different."

'What's the big deal - we've been meeting on line for 100 years!'

Polly want a cracker?

It's bird flu Jim,but not as we know it!

"I'm pretty sure this is the way..."

'Steady,...not yet,...hold your positions.'

"Look, son! Your birthday present...flying lessons!"