Philosophy Appreciator Prints

'Here. It's your shift.'

"Carpe Diem. Now, where's my coffee."

Humans...What is their purpose?

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

'The Questioner'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Zenemies.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Meat Grinder

Pastorius wonders why.

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

Arthur Schopenhauer

'There is no past. No future. Only the present, which is changing every instant. Time is merely an illusion. Got it?'

"What's so wrong with always living in the present?"

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

How world war III started.

'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'

Human rights

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Final words on gravestones.

'Do you ever contemplate life's big questions?'

Cow Kong

'And the life of man, solitary, poore, nasty, brutish, and short.' -- Thomas Hobbes, 'I dated a guy like that once.'

"Looks like your Yang is on the move again."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Let's throw another ideologue on the fire."