Know-it-all Appreciator Gifts

'You've probably heard of me. I'm an author, consultant and lecturer in the fields of authoring, consulting and lecturing.'

"Every time he's right, he does that."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'Of course I'm on the pull - I'm a cricketer.'

Big business is not evil

"...Everyone you meet on the way up, you'll meet again on the way down."

Gold versus Knowledge

'Miss, I think I've learnt all I can too.'

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

"I'm sorry-his I.Q. is actually on the charts."

''Et cetera' implies that you know much more than you really do. . .'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

"You're wise, but you lack tree smarts."

'...if you look at it in the right way it begins to make sense.'

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

Starving Artist Show has paintings of food.

"I'll be grateful for the small things, and you can be grateful for the big things - that way, we'll have it covered."

"Before I was Socrates, I was Socrates the adjunct professor struggling to get tenure."

Meaning of Life $5.00

Dear kindly Rudy Park reader, We can appreciate that you don't have a lot of energy to read and digest a comic strip. Doubtless you're still digesting mountains of food, and would like to continue your post-gorging nap. Forget that! I'm going to shop until I pass out from exhaustion. We stand corrected. In case I hurl, bring my airsick bag to the Apple Store.

"Try letting go."

"Have you got it in beige?"

Mary McCarthy.

Teacher trying to hammer knowledge into child.

"And if you press that one, someone will come in and tell you what a good job you're doing,"

"Behold, as I guide our conversation to my narrow area of expertise."

"The money's not all that flash here, but you do get recognition for good work."

Intellectual support animal

Antiques, Furniture Stripping, Stripping.

Just put an X by 'nerd'!

'If you were truly enlightened, you wouldn't CARE whether my nose whistles or not!'

'So what was the big deal about raising the debt ceiling?'

Einstein's brain.

'Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks or you don't.'