Digital Information Aficionado Gifts

'Don't worry he's all bark, no byte.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The Computer Bore

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

Graduates on their phones

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"I love your optimism."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'New Game'

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'