Digital Information Aficionado Mugs

'Don't worry he's all bark, no byte.'

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

The Computer Bore

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Here's MY information highway!'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Of course this'll be a great year. The data, sales projections, customer surveys, and my mom all think so."

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"Well, either you're hopelessly optimistic or hopelessly short-sighted."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Cellphone Islands

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'On the plus side we've saved money by getting all the numbers on one graph.'

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

Terry had a computer bug.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"I love your optimism."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

'New Game'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'