Social Awareness Enthusiast Gifts

"Try not to make the world any worse."

"Need A Hand"

'... and then, all of a sudden, my fortunes took a turn for the worse...'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

National Everything Awareness Day

Prejudice/Empathy

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Your problem is...er...a 'male thing'.

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'Guy, is that you?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

"The apes accepted you, but my sister's a whole other story."

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

'Reinventing myself.'

Democracy In Action

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

U.S. Bread Basket.

Opium Den 2019

Six feet and a smile

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

Socially awkward shipwrecks.

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"I say give the public what it wants."

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'

Rebels without causes: Lorem ipsum, T.B.D., Insert slogan here

Donny - A dog of the 80's.

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."