Social Consciousness Enthusiast Gifts

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

Statue of Christopher Columbus

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

Say no to violence against women

Women Have To Choose

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

2022 has arrived....

Rodney King, RIP

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

"So how are things on the plantation these days. . ?"

'... and then, all of a sudden, my fortunes took a turn for the worse...'

The Anatomy of Antisemitism Explained

Rebel Without a Cause

Drink is a curse.

'No need to get all huffy, Mister -- I'm only trying to do my job!'

"Do these stripes make me look fat?"

Mike becomes self aware.

"I'm donating some of my old clothes to the poor and starving." "If they're starving they aren't gonna fit."

Take It From Me: Who Uses Your Bathroom Is So Not a Big Deal

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

Sardines

"I wish you'd stop complaining Mr. Jones. You know not everyone is fortunate enough to be able to afford private health care like you."

"The Smiths have got more Ukrainians than us."

"We've embarked on a minority-hiring program, and at present we're taking on only people with small, aristocratic feet."