Social Consciousness Enthusiast Mugs

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

NO GIRLS ALLOWED!, 'Don't get all bent out of shape -- that's the boys' restroom.'

Statue of Christopher Columbus

"I put my pants on the same as every other middle-aged person—in constant fear that the button will pop off under pressure."

Respect Zone: 'We respect yobs.'

Say no to violence against women

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

'I'm a narcissist? - Are you saying I'm not perfect?'

"Hi, I'm on the scrounge"

2022 has arrived....

"Well, of course all of my jokes are going to punch down."

'Onward to the 'Big Society'...I see a more caring, sharing, inclusive world, a world of 'community' of..'

'See what they've done to the minimum wage?' - 'As long as they don't change the maximum wage.'

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

"Nice to meet you. And may I just say, I don't feel uncomfortable at all."

'Don't you think you should get involved in some volunteer work, Bernie?'

Rebel Without a Cause

'... and then, all of a sudden, my fortunes took a turn for the worse...'

"So how are things on the plantation these days. . ?"

Drink is a curse.

'No need to get all huffy, Mister -- I'm only trying to do my job!'

Mike becomes self aware.

"I'm donating some of my old clothes to the poor and starving." "If they're starving they aren't gonna fit."

"Do these stripes make me look fat?"

'The middle class is nothing for you to be concerned about honey. They'll probably all be gone by the time you grow up.'

Will Work For Less.

"I wish you'd stop complaining Mr. Jones. You know not everyone is fortunate enough to be able to afford private health care like you."

Sardines

"We've embarked on a minority-hiring program, and at present we're taking on only people with small, aristocratic feet."