Social Consciousness Advocate Gifts

'You're lucky...I can't even afford a pen!'

Avoiding a Beggar

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Prejudice/Empathy

"...and the asparagus this evening is delightful. It's been simmering all day in the tears of the poor."

"I thought you did a great job with your gender neutral statements ... There will be a second date."

'Must you always point out my floss?'

Polio - The Comeback Kid

"Mom, Suzy keeps coming closer than 6 feet to me."

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Statue of Christopher Columbus

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

'Reinventing myself.'

The NHS - 'I'm afraid years of neglect and abuse have left her in terminal decline.'

'Guy, is that you?'

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'I know they're just kids...but seriously, do I to go and get need my anti-stab vest?'

A Menu Board Lists The True Costs Of Lunch

"Do I look old and ugly to you? I'm only wondering because I'm the only woman in this company who hasn't been sexually harassed!"

'A PENNY? What the devil's THAT?'

Six feet and a smile

"Staff, we're having a Cinco de Mayo sale this year!"

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, we have a special project! With these chips and cheese, we're gonna make nachos!"

Woke Christmas - Consent form hanging next to a bunch of mistletoe.

"I say give the public what it wants."

Donny - A dog of the 80's.

"The Building Society is repossessing this box for arrears in your mortgage payment."

"I'm sorry, congressman, but Mrs. Grebbish gets a bit testy when somebody proposes to mess with her social security and medicare...."

'How about a big hand for my back up trio.'

"I'd be very happy to give if I could be confident the money was spent well!"

Big Society: 'Somebody should do something!'

Woulda, shoulda, coulda.

"Sorry - I thought you were black...."

"Once upon a time and a half..."