Color Blindness Advocate Pillows

"...and a report of a blue-skinned, green-haired male breaking into the School for the colour blind."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Fifty Shades of Gray

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

"We have every visible wavelength in stock. What color would you like to filter out?"

"So, did Little Red Riding Hood have really bad eyesight or something?"

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

' ... and I'd suggest you spend less time surfing the web.'

A Magic carpet for the Guide dogs.

'I was struggling to see further than one kilometre, but thanks to laser eye surgery, I'm fine now...'

'Those work well. Now you hardly look anything like Superman.'

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

One of the three blind mice

Cyclops reading an eye chart

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

"Everything I see looks like a website captcha. I'm either having vision problems, or I'm spending too much time online."

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

'Oooh the Timpsons have got new blinds.' (Blinds read 'Sod off you nosy cow).

'I think you're on to something, Langdon. Perhaps we should try for a lot of LITTLE hairs instead.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

Good vision? Save Money - Tiny Type Books.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Confidence.

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

'You should ... oh, I see you finally did get your eyes checked.'

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

Bucky's new threat level warning system!

Health Care

'Mabel, you know you have to lay up with my reading glasses for alphabet soup...'

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."

'No, I'm not bald - I'm shaved...There is a difference.'

"Come on boy, surely the light has changed by now."