Blindness Awareness Advocates Gifts

Politically incorrect cliche (blind man with seeing eye dog begging)

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

Dog leading a blind dog and blind person.

This week is obscure charity awareness week.

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'I'll get the bastard who said this was a short cut to the Post Office!'

Sewer Rats

National #@*&%!$@? Tourettes Institute *&%!$

'Cliff! Cliff!.. Where are you Cliff?'

Blind Cyclist

"Light at the end of the tunnel!|

The Seeing-Eye Squirrel

One of the three blind mice

Why rhinos are not used as helper animals.

Opium Den 2019

"Left a bit...right a bit..."

Blindman's blind guide dog with its own guide animal

Confidence.

'...Don't move. I dropped my contact.'

Guide dog reading paper over a man's shoulder.

"But do you feel invisible?"

Seeing Eye Dog bumps into pole.

'It's very rare. We don't even have a colored ribbon for it yet.'

'Seeing eye marsupial.'

'Damn it Fifi! I told you not to chase squirrels!' (Blind woman being abducted by aliens).

'Wouldn't it be terrible to be buried in a cardboard box.'

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.

"I can't see them when they're sleeping. I can't see them when they're awake."

Guide dog urinates on owner's leg.

A free wish? I could do with a new cap!

"Look mister, I have nothing against you being blind. And I'm sure you do have super-human-like sense of smell. However, I'm not going to issue you a driver's license."

HIV Prevention

"...and a report of a blue-skinned, green-haired male breaking into the School for the colour blind."

"Glasses? Oh heavens no - just get super obnoxious LED lights and drive with your brights on."