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'The surgery was successful...Herbert was struck by lightening while sitting on a bedpan.'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Hey, dad, do you think we could play something besides "catch"?

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

En garde!

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"Going to Mars sounded like fun. Do you think we can get dad to finance it?"

Caliologist

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

The Lemmings of Montauk

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

En-guard dog.

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Judging by your X-rays, I'd say you've been exposed to too much radiation."

"Is the light bothering you?"

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

True Fly Fishing.

Porcupines fencing with quills.

Acupuncture.

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'Hot enough for ya?'

'My gosh...It's like looking in the mirror.'

'It's just a laser pointer, Mr. President. It's not a little mouse. Don't let people distract you with these things...Mr. President?..Hello!?'

Steel fabricator

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

Fixing the light

'So sorry, I thought you were an Anthony Gormley.'

'There's a fly in my soup.'

'Was I wrong in thinking that diamonds are a girl's best friend?'