Lightning Bolt Enthusiast Gifts

"Ever since we glued on the lightning bolt, he's been working faster."

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

Zeus's Caddy

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

'Please Henderson - Not another one of your bright ideas!'

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Tedious Romantic.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

An Old-Timer/An Old Codger/An Old Geezer

"I think these may be counterfeit bolts."

'I'm terribly sorry. I thought it said 'gods'.'

Early Scientific Fraud: Young Thomas Edison Tried to Pass off a Container Filled with Fireflies as an Incandescent Bulb.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"And God said, 'Let there be light.'" "CFL, incandescent or LED?"

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

How cartoons are helping the environment.

"I'm afraid Mr. Edison is too busy to discuss your idea what you at this time. Please call again, Mr Fluorescent."

"You're way ahead of your time!"

'Environmentalist!'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

In the quiet moments that followed, Thomas Edison explores the full impact of his invention.

The Cheese God

'I see you've heard the news.'

'So you think you're a 20 watt lightbulb! Not very bright, are you?'

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

"I've reduced our carbon footprint and replaced all our bulbs with energy efficient low wattage ones."

High wattage refrigerator bulb cooks food - "Moira, can we get a lower-wattage bulb in here?...this food's all cooked."

'Disgruntled with Edison, Fred patents his own invention.'

'ALP Electric Company'

"I believe you wanted a light bulb changed."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

Bob invents the Zero Gravity Light Bulb.