Lightning Enthusiast Gifts

Introducing The Bolt!

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

By subjecting himself to increasingly higher jolts of electricity over many months, Tom hoped to become immune to lightning strikes while playing golf.

'That's perfect Barry, hold it right there!'

"I hate to be a downer, but statistically, people are more likely to die of heart failure than get hit by one of those things."

Climate change is wrecking my rotator cuff.

He hasn't been the same since someone stole his thunder.

"This is all your fault, Zeus."

'I have time to talk now, Edith. I think the worst of the storm is over.'

"Maybe ease up on California."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

You need a new reading light

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Illuminating agricultural production

'Thank goodness you're here!'

"I stand corrected..."

'We dreamed of this day and it's finally here... Behold the 'anti-Sandler ray'!'

Classic Film Festival. The Wizard of Oz. In "The Wizard of Oz," Dorothy's house is blown far away. She must have lived in a lighthouse!

"Delivery."

Jupiter

Thanks for helping, Twig! Tree's Tree Nursery. It's winter. I didn't think you'd be so busy. Christmas greens, bulb forcing and holiday plants keep me in business. Thankfully, gardens go dormant

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'