Lightning Enthusiast Mugs

Introducing The Bolt!

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

'That's perfect Barry, hold it right there!'

"I hate to be a downer, but statistically, people are more likely to die of heart failure than get hit by one of those things."

'I have time to talk now, Edith. I think the worst of the storm is over.'

"Maybe ease up on California."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Tedious Romantic.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

You need a new reading light

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Illuminating agricultural production

"I stand corrected..."

"Delivery."

Man lighting ceiling candle

'Zeus hasn't struck the same place twice, yet.'

Jupiter

Moon Romance

"You're way ahead of your time!"

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

Dressing Rooms: Now With Dimmer Switches

'I see you've heard the news.'

"Gosh and I thought it was a barbershop."

'Disgruntled with Edison, Fred patents his own invention.'

Recipes for disaster.

'Nobody likes a show-off, bub!'